Ground Rules: Name your Top 20 "However Many I End Up With" List Of Lust, in no particular order. Your neighbor or grade school teacher doesn't count. The list can be male, female or mixed. They can be real life celebrities or characters in a movie or TV show. For example, you might want to gag Mariska Hargitay, while still lusting after Butchy McFabulous Olivia Benson.
1. Jason Sudeikis
Dat ass!
2. Sam Worthington
Super adorable :3
3. Joshua Jackson
4. Chris Wolstenholme Oh Pedro!
5. Jensen Ackles/Dean Winchester Most awesome face ever
Unfunfunfunf
6. Brendan Hines
Sweater vest...unnnnnng
7. Tim Roth
Oh yes please, Guildenstern
8. Anton Yelchin/Kyle Reese
9. Billy Boyd
What a flirt
10. Bill Hader
WANT
11. Chris Meloni
Sexy as fuck. He can cross examine me any day!
12. Bradley Cooper
All of this now, please.
13. Jeremy Renner
14. Chris O'Dowd
Hottest Irish nerd ever
15. David Wenham
16. David Anders
Always cute
17. Jorma Taccone
He makes me jizz in my pants
18. Matthew Goode
Ho lord
19. Michael Fassbender
Aka that one hot guy from '300' {"Then we will fight in the shade"}
20. Robert Downey Jr.
Also known as the guy who looks like both Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Think about it.
If someone said that to me, I would love them even more through my tears of laughter. Especially if that someone was Dylan Moran. Title is from 'The Cream of Irish Comedy'.
General Blogging Well, it seems like I've missed an entire month of blogging. If you can believe it, though, not a lot has been different from any other months, but here is a quick run down of things that have happened. I have:
-Saw Muse for the 4th time {they get better every time!} -Applied for a ridiculous amount of jobs. -Got 3 job interviews {one of which I still have to go to} -Got new glasses -Saw some movies; 'Legion', 'Shutter Island', 'The Bourne Supremacy', 'The Bourne Ultimatum', 'Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire', 'State of Play' and 'Rendition'. -Managed to save quite a lot more money -Had an acquaintance commit suicide -Visited my friend in West Virginia
Pretty good, all in all.
Best band in the world.
News/Stuff About Celebrities and Movies/Music/TV Shows/etc. Movie You Should Be Excited About: 'Legend of the Guardians'
Aside from the TOTALLY inappropriate trailer music, this movie looks GORGEOUS and I am so excited for it to come out.
Directed by: Zack Snyder Starring: Hugo Weaving, Emilie de Ravin, Helen Mirren, David Wenham, Geoffrey Rush, Sam Neill, Jim Sturgess, Abbie Cornish and Ryan Kwanten.
Movie News: 'The Hobbit: Part 1' has two more actors in it, according to rumors; David Tennant is playing Bilbo Baggins, and Ron Perlman is playing Thorin Oakenshield. I personally wish that Simon Pegg was slated to play Bilbo {how awesome would that be?!}, but I love David Tennant, and I am definitely still seeing the film. Ron Perlman as Thorin is a pretty interesting casting choice, but I like him as well.
Actor News: -David Schwimmer is engaged. I never thought I'd care that much about him to post something about it on here {or any of my blogs}, but there it is.
Most Recent Movie(s)/TV Show(s) I've Seen At Home: 'Gran Torino'
Directed and starring Clint Eastwood, this was an absolutely gorgeous movie. Surprisingly hilarious, if only because Clint Eastwood as an older man spewing racial slurs at random points is pretty hysterical. The movie has a good plot, though because a lot of the younger cast hadn't acted before, a lot of the delivery of the lines was kind of awkward. I wish I hadn't waited so long to see this, but I'm glad I finally did.
Grade: A-
Most Recent Book(s) I've Finished: Blankets by Craig Thompson.
One of the most gorgeous and sad graphic novels I've read, and one of the quickest reads, too. Which you would not expect for a novel over 500 pages. I was able to read it in a little over an hour {while still absorbing it}, and enjoyed it immensely. If you're looking for a good graphic novel, I definitely recommend Blankets
Miscellany Funny Picture(s) I've Found:
His face KILLS me every time.
The Song Currently Stuck In My Head: Telephone feat. Beyoncé - Lady Gaga
My love for Lady Gaga continues to grow by the day. She's like Madonna and Gwen Stefani rolled into an awesome package of...well, fabulousness and fierceness. And I don't even like Madonna.
And can I just say that if Britney Spears had actually used this song {since Gaga wrote it for her}, it would have been fucking wasted. I like about 4 or 5 of Britney's songs, but she is nowhere near the "Princess/Queen of Pop". Especially now. It's safe to say Lady Gaga has far surpassed her, and she's younger than Britney, too!
Hot Guy Of the Day Jason Sudeikis. I'm seeing 'The Bounty Hunter' on Friday, and I cannot wait.
He's absolutely adorable.
Quote of the Day "Ah hah ha! Who was he? I know, one of those blue eyed guys with loads of teeth and hair and skin and all that modern shit. And he always looked as if he was on a boat. And he gave up his job in cybergenics to go and plant trees in some fuckin’ place. And he had *long* lashes and could quote huge chunks of Baudelaire as he stirred his cafe latte, and he wrote a whole load of books and never told you and you were doubly impressed because one day you found them in an airport. And, and he played lead cello in the Bulgarian orchestra and didn’t tell you until you’d spent an hour twanging around on your ratty fucking guitar looking for the first two chords of ‘Doo Doo Ran Ran’. And he was mysterious and everything. He couldn’t call ‘cause he was smuggling Cro-Crobian children across the border to get them to safety, using his fucking knowledge of missile tactics, and his inheritance and everything. And then he got involved in some underground documentary film group and was killed in a really tragic way for sedition. One of those guys, huh?!"- Dylan Moran
Anything Else I Can Think Of A Video You Need to See: Dylan Moran always needs to do stand-up, because he just oozes hilarity:
Trivia about movies/TV shows and celebrities. Also, quoting to a large extent. I can remember quotes almost exactly as they were said and with the same inflections.
Dean, don't you know it's not nice to lie to firefighters? Title is from 'Supernatural'.
General Blogging First day of February. My Mom has a job interview, my Dad may have a prospect for a part time job as well as a co-worker who is planning to leave and so he might get the guy's full time hours.
Me? Well, I have no prospects like this whatsoever. Every place I've applied to has yet to contact me. I will give them one more week before I start calling to see wtf is going on.
More over, though, I'm scared. I'm scared that Mom is going to get this job, even though she really needs it, and will leave me to fend for myself. She said that she would pay off the Echo on her credit card, and my paycheck looks like it will be bigger this week, and I have the money from my investment funds to help me if I need it {always}, and the biggest financial drain on me at the moment is my health insurance {$181.70 a month, I'd rather have it, though, than have to pay $300 a month for inhalers that help me live}.
I'm also slightly depressed that I'm not back in school yet. Thanks again to money issues.
I hope I can get a nice tax return.
News/Stuff About Celebrities and Movies/Music/TV Shows/etc. Movie You Should Be Excited About: 'The Bounty Hunter'
This looks like a pretty good comedy, and I can't wait to see it.
Starring: Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston, Jason Sudeikis {:D} and Christine Baranski
Most Recent Movie(s)/TV Show(s) I've Seen At Home: 'Terminator 3'
I've heard lots of bad things about this film, namely that it is the worst of the Terminator movies. I've heard lots of arguments now that that honor is bestowed upon 'Terminator: Salvation' {I actually like the 4th movie}, but I have to disagree. Right from the beginning, I found myself rolling my eyes, and I laughed out loud when they showed Nick Stahl as John Connor in the future. It looked so ridiculous. The plot was predictable, and you could tell half the people didn't even want to be in it.
Out of all of the movies, though, the truck chase in this movie was the best.
Grade: C-
Most Recent Book(s) I've Finished: Different Seasons by Stephen King
One of the best short fiction collections I've ever read. I normally don't go for them, since I usually like getting lost in long novels, but I really recommend this book to anyone. Especially someone just starting out reading Stephen King, like myself.
Overall, I give it a A-, taking off some points for the fact that "Apt Pupil" was not the best.
Grade: A-
Miscellany Funny Picture(s) I've Found:
The Song Currently Stuck In My Head: 'Sure Fire Winners' by Adam Lambert.
Jackie Earle Haley:
Hot Guy Of the Day Bradley Cooper.
Quote of the Day -Gob: "And now you love the Ten Commandments. And yet you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father and honor no one above him unless it be-ith me, thy sweet Lord." -Michael: "I'm not sure that one made it down the mountain, Gob."
WTF? From www.mylifeistwilight.com -"I don't know what's worse: that I woke up on an airplane from Washington to Chicago with glitter in my hair and on my peacoat or that the giggling tweens who did it followed me around the airport. I might have high cheek-bones, short brown-red hair and hazel eyes, but I'M A GIRL!!! Apparently, MLIT."
This isn't the worst thing I've read on this site, but goddamn it could've been so much worse for this girl.
-"A month ago I had a baby girl and named her Bella, today my best friend from elementary school had her first child a boy, whom she named Edward. I now plan to devote my life to making sure when they grow up they get married."
I only PRAY that these two children become gay, so that they will NEVER fulfill this woman's crazy fantasy.
-"Today, I created a religion called EDWARDCULLENISM. I will now begin to convert everyone from Christianity, Muslim, Hinduism, Judism, Buddhism, Satanism, and Paganism to EDWARDCULLENISM. New world order has arrived. (sarcmark) MLIT"
So, you want people...instead of worshiping their own deities, to worship a creepy controlling stalker who breaks into a girl's house to watch her sleep? Yeahhhh, good luck with that.
Anything Else I Can Think Of WIN:
Patton Oswalt and Weird Al Yankovic at the Grammy Awards on Sunday. Two of the greats together at last.
A Video You Need to See: One of the best Digital Shorts SNL has ever done:
