Ground Rules: Name your Top 20 "However Many I End Up With" List Of Lust, in no particular order. Your neighbor or grade school teacher doesn't count. The list can be male, female or mixed. They can be real life celebrities or characters in a movie or TV show. For example, you might want to gag Mariska Hargitay, while still lusting after Butchy McFabulous Olivia Benson.
1. Jason Sudeikis
Dat ass!
2. Sam Worthington
Super adorable :3
3. Joshua Jackson
4. Chris Wolstenholme Oh Pedro!
5. Jensen Ackles/Dean Winchester Most awesome face ever
Unfunfunfunf
6. Brendan Hines
Sweater vest...unnnnnng
7. Tim Roth
Oh yes please, Guildenstern
8. Anton Yelchin/Kyle Reese
9. Billy Boyd
What a flirt
10. Bill Hader
WANT
11. Chris Meloni
Sexy as fuck. He can cross examine me any day!
12. Bradley Cooper
All of this now, please.
13. Jeremy Renner
14. Chris O'Dowd
Hottest Irish nerd ever
15. David Wenham
16. David Anders
Always cute
17. Jorma Taccone
He makes me jizz in my pants
18. Matthew Goode
Ho lord
19. Michael Fassbender
Aka that one hot guy from '300' {"Then we will fight in the shade"}
20. Robert Downey Jr.
Also known as the guy who looks like both Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Think about it.
What's a movie without a gang bang? Title is from Jon, and I wish I could remember what movie he was talking about at the time.
General Blogging
Last night, and by that I mean Monday night/Tuesday morning, I had my first experience with Jagermeister, and I loved every second of it. I'm not a big drinker, per se. By that I mean I have maybe one drink every two months. The price of alcohol and the general taste of it make me not that enthusiastic about drinking. I love mixed drinks, and basically anything where I cannot taste the alcohol I'm drinking. Because of this, Smirnoff Twisted Drinks {black cherry}, Mudslides, White Russians and nearly virgin Dirty Girl Scouts are my favourite drinks ever.
I was hanging with my friends Hugh, Tim, and Tim's brother Jon. For lack of anything better to do, and having just watched 'The Hangover', the four of us went to a drive-thru liquor store {very weird...it kind of promotes drunk driving, doesn't it?} and bought a six pack of Mike's Twisted Tea and a 750 ML bottle of Jägermeister, and then took ourselves and the liquor back to Hugh's house.
I really liked the 4 shots of Jäger I had. It made the Mike's Hard Tea taste better than it had been {surprisingly}, though after 4 shots, it made me kind of dizzy, but also made 'Tropic Thunder' even more hilarious than it normally is. By the time we took the 4th shot, after Tugg kills the panda, the four of us were losing our shit. I actually couldn't do my shot then, because I was laughing so hard, and had to calm down before I could take it.
I was then at Hugh's until 2:20, just to make sure I was okay to drive {I was}, and so was actually up until 3 AM. I'm very much looking forward to doing more shots of Jäger.
I am, however, not looking forward to being semi-groped by my drunk friend Tim. That was weird, to say the least.
News/Stuff About Celebrities and Movies/Music/TV Shows/etc. Movie You Should Be Excited About:
I was talking about this film last year, back when all we had was a teaser trailer. I still don't know much more about it, for fear of finding out spoilers, but it is a "sci-fi thriller" and it stars:
Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page, Ken Watanabe, Marion Cotillard, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Tom Hardy and Cillian Murphy.
Just the cast ALONE makes me want to see it, and Chris Nolan as the director? I am so there.
Movie News:
-Sam Mendes is slated to direct the next James Bond film. This would be the second time a director who primarily does dramas will be directing an action film. According to this article, he "has been something of a directorial chameleon in his career, flitting from dramas like 'American Beauty' and 'Revolutionary Road', to the visually stunning and violent graphic novel adaptation, 'Road To Perdition', while he’s even tackled whimsical comedy with 'Away We Go'.
A Bond movie, though, will be his biggest test yet. And, while all his films have looked beautiful, perhaps it was this ability to jump from genre to genre that persuaded EON to approach him. After all, while Bond movies are stylish, they’ve never been overwhelmed by any director’s particular style – so Mendes should fit right in. It’ll be interesting to see the visual approach he’ll bring to Bond." Actor News:
-Sharon Stone is going to be on four episodes of 'Law and Order: SVU', one of my favourite television shows of all time. According to this article, she will "play a former cop-turned-prosecutor who will (presumably) go toe-to-toe with Benson, Stabler, and the gang." This should be interesting I think, especially if she turns out to be a baddie.
Most Recent Movie(s)/TV Show(s) I've Seen At Home:
'Zach Galifianakis: Live at the Purple Onion' For how funny he was in 'The Hangover', and for how funny he is in the trailers I've seen for his various movies, I expected much more than I got with this. I'm not saying he's not funny {there were a few scenes where I couldn't stop laughing}, I'm saying this could've been a lot better. He reminds me of Demetri Martin, in that they both incorporate a musical instrument into their routines.
I'd watch this again, but I'd let a while go by before I did. I do finally understand the "Fugees and Funyuns" thing that Justin had up on his fridge, which was pretty hilarious. I love Seth Galifianakis.
Grade: B-
Miscellany Funny Picture(s) I've Found:
This sketch will never stop being funny. It's made even funnier when you are listening to the song below while looking at it.
Incredibly true.
The Song Currently Stuck In My Head:
'Bad Romance' by Lady Gaga. Like all pop music, it gets stuck in my head way too easily. I kind of love her, though, so I don't mind.
Jackie Earle Haley:
Hot Guy Of the Day
Joshua Jackson.
I can't wait for 'Fringe' to be back on the air this month :>
Quote of the Day
-J.D.: "I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper. I have one of those french things that shoots water up your bum."
-Janitor: "A bidet?"
-J.D.: "Bidet to you, sir."
Anything Else I Can Think Of A Video You Need to See:
I'm not a big fan of 'Scrubs' anymore {it got pretty awful after awhile}, but this cracks me up something fierce:
You have to choose the actors who will play: ♥ Yourself alias the main character: Kate Mara It's always hard for me to cast actors as myself, but I think Kate would be the best choice. She looks like a normal girl, which, you know, works well for me.
♥ The true love: Brendan Hines He looks like the type of guy anyone could fall in love with.
♥ The "mistake": Nick Stahl He's attractive, but in comparison to the "true love", he's definitely a big mistake.
♥ The true love's best friend: Joshua Jackson I'd envision him as the owner of a book store or CD store who knows both my character and the "true love", and hooks them up. Plus, I could easily see Brendan Hines and Joshua Jackson hanging out together.
♥ The rival: Arielle Kebbel She looks the part of the blonde bombshell, and looks like she'd have no problem stealing your guy.
♥ Mom: Kelli Williams She looks very warm and caring, and would give good advice.
♥ Dad: Chris Meloni You definitely want a father who would be protective of you, but not overly so, and even though Elliott on 'SVU' is over protective sometimes, Chris doesn't look like he'd smother you.
♥ Sister/brother (or both): Younger brother: Anton Yelchin
Younger sister: Abigail Breslin
Okay, so I have no siblings in real life, but these two look like they'd be great; you have the cool younger brother who looks out for you and the cute as a button younger sister who looks up to you.
♥ Hot Older Married Neighbor: Misha Collins There's always that one neighbour in rom-coms that you lust after, even though you know he's unavailable. And in this case, who wouldn't want Misha to be theirs?
♥ The Best Friends: BFF 1: Amanda Seyfried The sassy, fun one you go to with your guy problems.
BFF 2: Olivia Thirlby The quiet girl who is ridiculously talented at music or writing or some combination of both of them.
BFF 3: Ari Graynor The down to earth one.
BFF 4: Ben Foster The boy you've been friends with since grade school, who you have always viewed as a brother.
This initially only had a place for one best friend, but who really only has just one? And only girls at that?
♥ The Best Gay Friend: Paul Dano Every girl needs a best gay guy friend to let her know what's what.
♥ The Laid Back Boss: Jason Sudeikis He'd be the type of boss everyone wants; laid back, pretty okay with everything you do as long as you weren't constantly late and didn't burn down the building or steal from him.
♥ The city: San Diego
Not many romantic comedies, at least that I've seen, take place in San Diego, but I would love to see it shown, since it's a beautiful city.
And now you have to choose YOUR PERSONAL SOUNDTRACK, of course: ♥ Opening credits: I Feel It All- Feist ♥ Quiet Afternoon: Naked As We Came- Iron & Wine, The Fox In the Snow- Belle & Sebastian ♥ Out On the Town: I Turn My Camera On- Spoon, April Fools- Rufus Wainwright ♥ In The Club: Dance In My Blood- Men Women & Children, Starstruck- Lady Gaga, Strut- Adam Lambert ♥ Meeting For The First Time: Occasions- The Brendan Hines ♥ First Date: You Make Me Weak At the Knees- Electrelane ♥ The Kiss: Fade Into You - Mazzy Star ♥ Falling In Love: Undisclosed Desires- Muse, Imitation- Mêlée, How My Heart Behaves- Feist ♥ Sex: Familiar Taste of Poison- Halestorm ♥ First Fight: Shitlist- L7 ♥ Making Up: Bulletproof- Kerli ♥ The Break Up: Love/Hate Heartbreak- Halestorm, This Love- The Veronicas ♥ The Psychological Breakdown: Pretty Girl (The Way)- Sugarcult, Do What You Have to Do- Sarah McLachlan, Death Came And Got Me- Rosie Thomas ♥ Shopping With Friends: Right As Rain- Adele, White Collar Boy- Belle & Sebastian ♥ Retrospection: I Remember- Damien Rice, Faded From the Winter- Iron & Wine ♥ The Night of "The Mistake": Lover I Don't Have to Love- Bright Eyes ♥ Coping Mechanisms: So What- Pink ♥ Getting Back Together: In My Arms- Beecake, Don't Change- INXS ♥ End Credits: Let Go- Frou Frou, An End Has a Start- The Editors
I listened to the mix I made for the soundtrack to this today and it flows pretty well together. I couldn't pick just one song for every category, and so there you have it.
