Ground Rules: Name your Top 20 "However Many I End Up With" List Of Lust, in no particular order. Your neighbor or grade school teacher doesn't count. The list can be male, female or mixed. They can be real life celebrities or characters in a movie or TV show. For example, you might want to gag Mariska Hargitay, while still lusting after Butchy McFabulous Olivia Benson.
1. Jason Sudeikis
Dat ass!
2. Sam Worthington
Super adorable :3
3. Joshua Jackson
4. Chris Wolstenholme Oh Pedro!
5. Jensen Ackles/Dean Winchester Most awesome face ever
Unfunfunfunf
6. Brendan Hines
Sweater vest...unnnnnng
7. Tim Roth
Oh yes please, Guildenstern
8. Anton Yelchin/Kyle Reese
9. Billy Boyd
What a flirt
10. Bill Hader
WANT
11. Chris Meloni
Sexy as fuck. He can cross examine me any day!
12. Bradley Cooper
All of this now, please.
13. Jeremy Renner
14. Chris O'Dowd
Hottest Irish nerd ever
15. David Wenham
16. David Anders
Always cute
17. Jorma Taccone
He makes me jizz in my pants
18. Matthew Goode
Ho lord
19. Michael Fassbender
Aka that one hot guy from '300' {"Then we will fight in the shade"}
20. Robert Downey Jr.
Also known as the guy who looks like both Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Think about it.
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The Day So Far
Shoveled the walk and showered. Didn't do much else because it's New Years Eve and fun will be had, after I get out of work at 6.
News/Stuff About Celebrities and Movies/Music/TV Shows/etc. Actor News:
-Peter Jackson was knighted! He was "made a Knight Companion of the New Zealand Order of Merit for his "services to film."
Aww, look at him :)
Patrick Stewart was also knighted for his services in drama.
Two of the greats finally recognised for their amazing talents. It almost makes it better that Mick Jagger is a knight as well.
Almost.
Most Recent Movie(s)/TV Show(s) I've Seen At Home:
'Last of the Mohicans'
Directed by Michael Mann, starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Madeleine Stowe, Wes Studi and Russell Means, based on the book by James Fenimore Cooper. I tried to read the book a few weeks ago, but got side-tracked, and so figured this would be the next best thing. I think I was wrong. It's not a bad movie, and for one that has an "epic" scale to it, it was unexpectedly short {or at least felt like it was}. But, I feel a lot of it could've been better as a whole.
Grade: C
Miscellany Funny Picture(s) I've Found: Historical jokes are funny.
The Song Currently Stuck In My Head:
'Uprising' by Muse. One of the best songs on their worst {but still amazingly good} album. How can it be both their worst and still be good? Listen to their 4 other albums in order; 'Showbiz', 'Origin of Symmetry', 'Absolution' and 'Black Holes and Revelations' and then get back to me.
Jackie Earle Haley: Sorry if I'm cockblocking anyone, but, I can't not show him with Amelia. They are incredibly cute together.
Hot Guy Of the Day
Billy Boyd. Did you forget how hot he is? You want to watch 'Lord of the Rings' now, don't you?
Quote of the Day
-Cat: "Why don't we drop the defensive shields?"
-Kryten: "An excellent plan, sir, with only two minor drawbacks: One, we don't have any defensive shields and two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I know technically that's only one drawback, but I thought it was such a big one, it was worth mentioning twice."
Anything Else I Can Think Of Band You Should Be Listening To:
Patrick Wolf He's reminiscent of Antony & The Johnsons, but sounds more like a human and less like a sad ghost. I recommend the album 'The Magic Position' as a starting point.
I haven't touched someone in a celebratory way in a long time. Title is from 'The IT Crowd'.
The Day So Far Finally dragged myself out of bed after being up for a long time thinking about stuff, around noon. I'm now watching 'Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead' for the first time, and I am immensely enjoying Tim Roth in his Guildenstern costume.
*Coughs* Uhm. Yes.
I know I haven't updated this since October 2nd. Sorry. Life gets in the way sometimes, you know? Quick rundown: I met Billy Boyd and his band, got rid of a cold in 3 days, watched a ton of movies, got into two other TV shows {'30 Rock' and 'Fringe'} and am anxiously anticipating my vacation in December.
News/Stuff About Celebrities and Movies/Music/TV Shows/etc. Most Recent Movie(s) I've Seen in Theatres:
'Zombieland' Directed by Ruben Fleischer, starring Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin. Normally, I'm not a fan of zombie movies. Sure, I liked the remake of 'Dawn of the Dead', but I don't actively seek them out. And no, the '28 Days/Weeks Later' movies are NOT zombie films. I'm sorry, but they aren't. Zombies are reanimated corpses, and the people in those movies are just infected with a virus that makes them not want to do anything but attack and bite other people. They then ignore all of their base body instincts, eating in particular, and then die after about three weeks {if they're not killed} of starvation or dehydration.
Anyway...'Zombieland' was amazing. Really funny, and probably one of the best zombie movies I've ever seen. The cast had great chemistry, and Woody Harrelson was great as Tallahassee. Jesse Eisenberg has now become one of my favourite actors, not the least because he is a less annoying, WAY more tolerable version of Michael Cera, who I cannot stand and want to beat his skull in.
Go see the movie if you haven't already. It's good for both gorehounds, zombie lovers, and those who just like a good comedy.
Grade: A
'Law Abiding Citizen' Directed by F. Gary Gray, starring Gerard Butler and Jaime Foxx. It was good, but I feel it could have been better. Gerard Butler was great as the villain. Though I think anti-villain/hero would be more appropriate. Yes, he's killing people, but it didn't bother me for some reason. It was nice to see him in a heavier role than just as the romantic interest in a rom-com or as a generic action guy. There were a few too many plot holes, as well. Normally, I'm willing to overlook them, but since they were so important, I don't understand how they could be ignored.
Grade: C
'Where the Wild Things Are' Directed by Spike Jonze, starring Max Records, Catherine Keener, and the voice talents of Forest Whitaker, Lauren Ambrose, Paul Dano, Catherine O'Hara and Chris Cooper. The movie was very beautiful; the monsters looked just like I remembered them, but as a whole, I didn't like the movie that much and still don't understand the massive amount of hype surrounding this book/movie. Yes, I liked it when I was a kid, like I said before, but I was never crazy over it. I've been told by Ben Moy that I don't have a soul because I don't like Wallace and Gromitt {Yes. I know. Get over it.}, so I'm just wondering what people will say about me for not liking 'Where the Wild Things Are'. Probably something like, "You're the Devil."
Grade: C-
Most Recent Movie(s)/TV Show(s) I've Seen At Home:
'Dollhouse' As a fan of Joss Whedon, I'd been looking forward to watching this show, despite the negative reviews I'd heard for it. I thought, "How bad could it be? Whedon shows and projects are funny and have good plots and snappy writing." I just barely got through the first episode, and the rest of the series, with the exception of episodes 11 and 12, kept me just this side of interested. I think part of the problem lay in the casting of Eliza Dushku as the main character. I don't really like her as an actress and she did not evoke any sympathy from me for her character, which she should have done. Everyone else in the show was a joy to watch, except her. The plot wasn't really that good, honestly, though the premise held incredible potential.
Grade: D
'30 Rock' season 1 One of the funniest TV shows I've seen in a long time, after 'The IT Crowd'. It's got the absurdity of 'Arrested Development', but upped by about 300. Tracey Morgan is insane, and Alec Baldwin has surprisingly wonderful comedic timing. Tina Fey is awkward and crazy, but she's great on this, too. I look forward to knowing what season 2 has in store for me.
Also, this show has a weird way of making a lot of people really attractive. Jason Sudeikis is quickly becoming a new crush of mine, and I didn't even realise I found him even remotely attractive. Will Arnett, too. Goddamn.
Grade: A
Miscellany Funny Picture(s) I've Found: The Song Currently Stuck In My Head: 'All is Love' by Karen O and the Kids from the 'Where the Wild Things Are' OST. I didn't like the movie, but I did enjoy the soundtrack a lot.
Jackie Earle Haley:
Look at that shirt! It's crazy!
Hot Guy Of the Day Joshua Jackson
Quote of the Day -Dr. Spaceman: "Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Hmm, different time in the '60s."
Anything Else I Can Think Of A Video You Need to See: Done by the same people who brought you Charlie the Unicorn
