Ground Rules: Name your Top 20 "However Many I End Up With" List Of Lust, in no particular order. Your neighbor or grade school teacher doesn't count. The list can be male, female or mixed. They can be real life celebrities or characters in a movie or TV show. For example, you might want to gag Mariska Hargitay, while still lusting after Butchy McFabulous Olivia Benson.
1. Jason Sudeikis
Dat ass!
2. Sam Worthington
Super adorable :3
3. Joshua Jackson
4. Chris Wolstenholme Oh Pedro!
5. Jensen Ackles/Dean Winchester Most awesome face ever
Unfunfunfunf
6. Brendan Hines
Sweater vest...unnnnnng
7. Tim Roth
Oh yes please, Guildenstern
8. Anton Yelchin/Kyle Reese
9. Billy Boyd
What a flirt
10. Bill Hader
WANT
11. Chris Meloni
Sexy as fuck. He can cross examine me any day!
12. Bradley Cooper
All of this now, please.
13. Jeremy Renner
14. Chris O'Dowd
Hottest Irish nerd ever
15. David Wenham
16. David Anders
Always cute
17. Jorma Taccone
He makes me jizz in my pants
18. Matthew Goode
Ho lord
19. Michael Fassbender
Aka that one hot guy from '300' {"Then we will fight in the shade"}
20. Robert Downey Jr.
Also known as the guy who looks like both Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Think about it.
General Blogging Today will be the day when I start my new job search. This will entail also calling said places I've applied to and trying to see if they've even looked at my damn application.
News/Stuff About Celebrities and Movies/Music/TV Shows/etc. Movie You Should Be Excited About: 'MacGruber'
I wasn't on board with this until I saw the trailer {except for the fact that Jorma Taccone, one of the many men in my Boys Folder, is directing it}, and now I am 100% on board. I think this and 'The A-Team' will be my action movies to look forward to for this year.
Plus? Val Kilmer as the villain? AWESOME.
Starring: Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Ryan Phillipe, Val Kilmer, Maya Rudolph and Bill Hader.
Movie News: I was recently introduced to the graphic novel Scott Pilgrim, and reading it, I was struck by how much I hated the two main characters; Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers. I was assured by Ben that that's acceptable since both of them are total jerks. Nevertheless, I enjoyed the book and then was told by Ben that it was being made into a movie, directed by Edgar Wright, and starring Michael Cera as Scott Pilgrim.
I personally think Jesse Eisenberg could do a much better job as Scott, since he is a better actor and is much less ANNOYING than Michael Cera. Though, seeing this picture makes me think he might do alright:
And if Edgar Wright is directing it, it will be amazing either way. This is the kind of thing where the supporting characters are a lot better than the main ones.
Miscellany Funny Picture(s) I've Found:
'Watchmen' humour and anything making fun of 'CSI: Miami' is always topical.
The Song Currently Stuck In My Head: 'Fast Car' by Tracy Chapman. It's very old, but I was reintroduced to it the other day, and it's wormed its way into my brain.
Jackie Earle Haley:
Hot Guy Of the Day Jason Sudeikis.
Pardon me while I have a conniption fit. Jesus Christ. I did not like the 'Riley' sketch that was on 'SNL' on Sunday, but dear GOD Jason looked super fine in it. The glasses are a major part of this, plus his overall hotness, I think.
Quote of the Day -Jason Sudeikis: "Booble it!" -Seth Meyers: "I think you mean Google." -Jason Sudeikis: "I mean you could do that, but Booble's a lot faster."
Anything Else I Can Think Of A Video You Need to See: This is old, but it's hilarious. Alec Baldwin slays me, and I kind of love him a lot.
The Day So Far Mom was supposed to take my computer into her job today to have her friend look at it, but she forgot. I called her and she said she'd come home on a lunch break to get it. Never happened.
HOPEFULLY Monday it will be fixed. Though I keep saying that and it never happens. FFFFF
So, I got a little more caught up on 'Supernatural' season 4.
News/Stuff About Celebrities and Movies/Music/TV Shows/etc. Movie News: 'Pirates of the Caribbean 4' is being released summer 2011. Now, I'm sure I speak for most people when I ask; do we really need another movie where Johnny Depp stumbles around drunk and unwashed doing a Keith Richards impersonation? I have nothing against him, and want him to get more work, but when the last two movies in the series weren't really that good to begin with {Dead Man's Chest didn't even have a dead man in it!} and the last one needed a who's backstabbing who checklist, WHY do we need more movies?! Just so Disney can make more money? They already have more than the papacy and have more than enough to throw around, especially since they just purchased the rights to Marvel for $4 billion.
Mockery of the Week: So, McDonald's is showing ads that say "Happy Meals have surprisingly fewer fat and calories than other foods I give my kids." Uhm...what else are you giving your children? Are they eating cake three times a day with french fries and fried rice to go along with it? Considering what some people look like in this country, and some children, it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. And you know, they don't even say who has said this, though on the ad, they do invite us to "learn the truth about Happy Meals".
I would like McDonald's to get off their high horse and stop pretending that their foods are healthy and nutritious. No, no they're not. It's fast food, so it is nowhere near healthy or nutritious. Did no one see 'Super Size Me'? Sure, you're not supposed to eat McDonald's every single day, but Morgan Spurlock was proving a point. In 30 days, he gained "gained 24½ lbs. (1¾ stone, 11.1 kg), a 13% body mass increase, a cholesterol level of 230, and experienced mood swings, sexual dysfunction, and liver damage. It took Spurlock fourteen months to lose the weight gained from his experiment."
So, do not try to tell me that your food is even the slightest bit healthy, McDonald's. Just stop the lying.
Miscellany Funny Picture(s) I've Found:
The Song Currently Stuck In My Head: 'Black Dog' by Led Zeppelin. I haven't listened to the song in awhile, but it just popped up in there. Weird right?
Jackie Earle Haley: Smug Jackie is smug. Either that or someone just asked him a question that he didn't hear and he's going, "Hmmm?" Either way; great face. Also, I need that scarf 35 minutes ago.
Hot Guy Of the Day Jorma Taccone. Quote of the Day -Jayne: "Dear Diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. {flips page} Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
